Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Tis the season.....

So another Christmas has come and gone and now we are all patiently waiting for New Year's Eve and another chance to consume copious amounts of alcohol. But since when do we need an excuse to do that? But before you find yourself in a drunken stupor on the 31st just keep in mind that we have precious few New Year's Eves left so maybe you want to try and remember this one. After all those crafty Mayans supposedly predicted the world will end on December 21, 2012, so that only leaves us two NYEs left. Personally I don't believe in all this foretelling of the apocalypse stuff. So what if the Mayan calendar ends on 21/12/2012? Maybe that poor Mayan got tired of writing the damn calendar and just stopped at 2012. Think about it....its not like he was going to make it to see that date anyways, so why bother going on? Or maybe he got distracted by the whole Spanish conquest thing. But anyways that's not something we need to worry about for a while, so lets focus on this year. With 2011 about to roll in, a lot of people are going to be thinking of their new year's resolutions. After all, what better time to start that new diet or quit smoking than while trying to recover from the massive hangover you are suffering from as a result of some NYE shenanigans? I mean nothing says "the new me" like having your head planted firmly in a toilet bowl, while trying to recall the last time you ate scallops. I guess what I'm trying to say is if you think there is something about you that you want to change, why wait until the new year to do something about it? So next time you look in the mirror and decide that there is something about yourself that you would like to change, do yourself a favor and don't wait until the new year to do it. But I guess better late than never, so go ahead and make those new year's resolutions. Who knows, you might actually stick to them this year. =) What am I resolving to change about myself you ask? Nothing of course, I'm already perfect. hehehe.

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